So this Jew makes an appointment at the bank to get a loan and sits down with the loan officer.
Loan officer, "So what is it you need a loan for?"
Jew, "I am starting a new restaurant"
Loan officer, " Great, what kind of food will you sell?"
Jew, " Pastrami sandwiches, Lentil soup, brisket."
Loan officer, "So you want to start a new deli?"
Jew, " Why would I move to India to start a restaurant?"
Loan officer, "So what is it you need a loan for?"
Jew, "I am starting a new restaurant"
Loan officer, " Great, what kind of food will you sell?"
Jew, " Pastrami sandwiches, Lentil soup, brisket."
Loan officer, "So you want to start a new deli?"
Jew, " Why would I move to India to start a restaurant?"