RE: joke time
August 18, 2017 at 7:15 am
(This post was last modified: August 18, 2017 at 7:17 am by Cyberman.)
Went into a garden centre this morning. An assistant came over and asked me if I wanted decking. I managed to get the first punch in, but then I was the one grabbed by two of his mates, ordered to leave the shop and not come back.
Unbelievable.
Unbelievable.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'