An elderly woman is walking by a pond in a park. A frog hops over to her and says "Kiss me and I'll turn into your Prince Charming!" The woman picks up the frog and sticks into her purse. The frog says "Hey lady! Don't you want to turn me into a prince?" The woman says " At my age I'll have more fun with a talking frog!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!