By astonishing coincidence, Barack Obama and Donald Trump are getting a haircut in the same barbershop at the same time. The barbers are very nervous and worried they'll start arguing, but all goes well. At the end of the haircut, they're each asked if they would like some cologne sprayed on their hair.
Trump says, 'No thinks, my wife Melania would think I smell like the inside of a bordello if I had that smell on me.'
Obama says, 'Go ahead, my wife Michelle has no idea what the inside of a bordello smells like.'
Trump says, 'No thinks, my wife Melania would think I smell like the inside of a bordello if I had that smell on me.'
Obama says, 'Go ahead, my wife Michelle has no idea what the inside of a bordello smells like.'
I'm not anti-Christian. I'm anti-stupid.