Here is a visual joke you can play on folks:
In your right hand you palm a small screw. Don't let it be seen.
In your left hand you show a nickel and a dime. (That is a five cent and ten cent piece for those across the ponds.)
You say: "Want to see a nickel screwin a dime?"
You the cup your hands together and shake them for a few seconds.
Open your hands to reveal a nickel, screw, and a dime.
In your right hand you palm a small screw. Don't let it be seen.
In your left hand you show a nickel and a dime. (That is a five cent and ten cent piece for those across the ponds.)
You say: "Want to see a nickel screwin a dime?"
You the cup your hands together and shake them for a few seconds.
Open your hands to reveal a nickel, screw, and a dime.
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!