WHO
IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who
is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You
don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to
my genealogy efforts, yo u can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate,
who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one
son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
twins
Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt marr ied Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently married the Happens broth ers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can
correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt
IS JACK SCHITT
For some time many of us have wondered just who
is Jack Schitt?
We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You
don't know Jack Schitt'!
Well, thanks to
my genealogy efforts, yo u can now respond in an intellectual way.
Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer
magnate,
who married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc.
They had one
son, Jack.
In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced
six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the
twins
Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.
Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high
school dropout. After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt
divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were
living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as
Noe Schitt Sherlock.
Meanwhile, Dip Schitt marr ied Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a
rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six
children,
Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and
subsequently married the Happens broth ers in a dual ceremony. The wedding
announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The
Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.
Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.
Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt', you can
correct them.
Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt