RE: joke time
October 4, 2017 at 3:56 am
(This post was last modified: October 4, 2017 at 4:02 am by ignoramus.)
Brian. Some big corp has already gone one better.
They're transmitting (REM frequency) alpha waves via the radio station transmitters to intercept people's dreams and insert their own advertising.
On Monday, I was dreaming that I was being chased by Freddie Krueger! But he was also wearing a placard!
The one on his chest said "the Toyota marathon finishes this weekend, now with 5 year warranty on all Colloras" and on his back it said: "20 chicken nuggets with 3 dipping sauces for $9.99. Limited time only at participating Hungry Jack's stores only."
Last night I was having one of my regular dreams with Voula the goat wearing a nice school girl's uniform and we were flirting as normal in a green field when a sign writing plane wrote:
Durex condoms, Play it safe.
And I'm thinking, shit, now they even know what you're thinking in your dreams!
Yeah, they really killed the mood for me when they did that...
They're transmitting (REM frequency) alpha waves via the radio station transmitters to intercept people's dreams and insert their own advertising.
On Monday, I was dreaming that I was being chased by Freddie Krueger! But he was also wearing a placard!
The one on his chest said "the Toyota marathon finishes this weekend, now with 5 year warranty on all Colloras" and on his back it said: "20 chicken nuggets with 3 dipping sauces for $9.99. Limited time only at participating Hungry Jack's stores only."
Last night I was having one of my regular dreams with Voula the goat wearing a nice school girl's uniform and we were flirting as normal in a green field when a sign writing plane wrote:
Durex condoms, Play it safe.
And I'm thinking, shit, now they even know what you're thinking in your dreams!
Yeah, they really killed the mood for me when they did that...
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.