This asshole looked at my beer belly last night and sarcastically said, Is that Corona or Heineken??
I said, There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out
When you are over fifty who gives a shit
*****
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, If you lost a few kgs, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right
I said, If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you
When you are over fifty who gives a shit?
*****
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, Nice legs
The girl giggled and said with a smile, Do you really think so
I said Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now
When you are over fifty who gives a shit !!
*****
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, Go on then...try
After about thirty minutes of fondling she began to lose patience and said, Come on, what day was I born ??
I said, On your birthday
When you are over fifty who gives a shit?
****
I asked a Prostitute: How Much For A Hand Job ??
Lady: 2500 Do You Want One
I : No…No, it just makes me happy To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self
When you are over fifty who gives a shit
I said, There's a tap underneath; taste it and find out
When you are over fifty who gives a shit
*****
I was talking to a girl in the bar last night.
She said, If you lost a few kgs, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right
I said, If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you
When you are over fifty who gives a shit?
*****
I went to the pub last night and saw a fat chick dancing on a table. I said, Nice legs
The girl giggled and said with a smile, Do you really think so
I said Definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now
When you are over fifty who gives a shit !!
*****
I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs.
"Really" she said, Go on then...try
After about thirty minutes of fondling she began to lose patience and said, Come on, what day was I born ??
I said, On your birthday
When you are over fifty who gives a shit?
****
I asked a Prostitute: How Much For A Hand Job ??
Lady: 2500 Do You Want One
I : No…No, it just makes me happy To Know How Much I Save When I Do It My Self
When you are over fifty who gives a shit