RE: joke time
October 15, 2017 at 8:17 pm
(This post was last modified: October 15, 2017 at 8:20 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(October 11, 2017 at 4:13 pm)Darinda Wrote: A guy is looking for a place to sit in a crowded library.
He asked a girl in a university library: "Do you mind if I sit beside you?
The girl replied in a loud voice: "I DON'T WANT TO SLEEP WITH YOU!
What makes you think I'm that kind of girl?"
All the students in the library started staring at the guy; he was truly
embarrassed and moved to another table.
After a couple of minutes, the girl walked quietly to the guy's table and
said with a laugh: "I'm studying psychology, and I am working on my Masters'
degree. I guess you felt embarrassed, right? As part of my degree program,
I'm studying unexpected reactions and how people respond to them."
The guy then responded in a loud voice: "$500 FOR ONE NIGHT? THAT'S
ROBBERY! YOU'RE NOT WORTH THAT MUCH!!"
All the people in the library looked at the girl in shock.
The guy then whispered in her ear: "I have a law degree: I know how to screw
people."
LOL I love this one.
(October 12, 2017 at 3:54 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(October 11, 2017 at 4:23 pm)Fireball Wrote: There are two types of people in the world-
1. Those who can extrapolate
There are three kinds of people in the world: Those who understand arithmetic and those who don't.
Boru
There are two kinds of people in this world:
1. Mentally stable people.
2. GO FUCK YOURSELF YOU MOTHERFUCKING CRETINS BEFORE I STAB MY EYES OUT WITH YELLOW SOCKS I BOUGHT FOR DENNIS'S BIRTHDAY!
3. He likes socks.
4. Bastard.
5. Dinosaurs. Dinosaurs are fun. THE GREEN ONES!