Little Johnny came home from school one day slightly confused.
His mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black ?"
"What does it really matter ? his mother tells him,
If you want to know for sure you'll just have
to ask your father,"
So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks
the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black ?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that ? Why do you want to
know if you're more Jewish or more black ?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell
his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down
to $25, or wait until it's dark and just steal the fuckin' thing."
His mother was Jewish and his father was black.
So Johnny asks, Mommy, am I more Jewish or more black ?"
"What does it really matter ? his mother tells him,
If you want to know for sure you'll just have
to ask your father,"
So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks
the same question, "Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black ?"
"What the hell kind of a question is that ? Why do you want to
know if you're more Jewish or more black ?" asks his dad.
"Well, it's like this dad... Tommy down the street wants to sell
his bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to Jew him down
to $25, or wait until it's dark and just steal the fuckin' thing."