A distraught Irish woman calls emergency services and when the operator answers, she screams down the phone, "I've done something terrible! I was cleaning my gun and it went off! I shot my husband! I feckin killed my husband! What will I do?"
The operator listened and then said, "Ma'am, I need you to calm down. Now, the first thing I need you to do is make sure your husband is dead,"
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment and then the operator hears, *Click. Bang!"
Then the woman comes back on the phone and says, "Okay, I've done that. What's next!"
The operator listened and then said, "Ma'am, I need you to calm down. Now, the first thing I need you to do is make sure your husband is dead,"
There was silence on the other end of the phone for a moment and then the operator hears, *Click. Bang!"
Then the woman comes back on the phone and says, "Okay, I've done that. What's next!"
Dying to live, living to die.