RE: joke time
November 14, 2017 at 3:46 am
(This post was last modified: November 14, 2017 at 4:13 am by Dave B.)
The pharmacy door banged open and Mr Smith crashed in, coughing like mad.
"Give me a new cough medicine, that last stuff was useless crap!" he shouted.
The pharmacist replied, "Now, Mr Smith, I will ask you - once again - to please see your doctor about your cough, it's been a month now and nothing has worked."
"Just give me new stuff, OK!?"
"OK," says the pharmacist, "try this," and passes Smith a bottle, which he swigs about half of, without even looking at it, puts the bottle in his pocket, pays for and leaves.
"But, but . . ," says the assistant, "that was a laxative, not a cough mixture!"
"I know," replied the pharmacist, "it is totally unprofessional but I am fed up with that man. Give it twenty minutes and he won't dare cough!"
"Give me a new cough medicine, that last stuff was useless crap!" he shouted.
The pharmacist replied, "Now, Mr Smith, I will ask you - once again - to please see your doctor about your cough, it's been a month now and nothing has worked."
"Just give me new stuff, OK!?"
"OK," says the pharmacist, "try this," and passes Smith a bottle, which he swigs about half of, without even looking at it, puts the bottle in his pocket, pays for and leaves.
"But, but . . ," says the assistant, "that was a laxative, not a cough mixture!"
"I know," replied the pharmacist, "it is totally unprofessional but I am fed up with that man. Give it twenty minutes and he won't dare cough!"