Three old codgers are sitting around the nursing home, talking about their sleeping patterns.
Bob says, "Go to bed at 9pm. Sleep soundly. Get up at 8am. Straight to the bathroom for a strong bowel movement."
Kyle smiles and says, ""Go to bed at 8pm. Sleep like a log. Get up and 8am and head straight for the bathroom for a strong bowel movement."
Bruce replies, "Go to bed at 8.30 pm. Sleep like a log. Strong bowel movement at 9am." and then bursts into tears.
"What's wrong with that, Bruce?" ask his concerned friends.
"I don't get up until 9.30!"
Bob says, "Go to bed at 9pm. Sleep soundly. Get up at 8am. Straight to the bathroom for a strong bowel movement."
Kyle smiles and says, ""Go to bed at 8pm. Sleep like a log. Get up and 8am and head straight for the bathroom for a strong bowel movement."
Bruce replies, "Go to bed at 8.30 pm. Sleep like a log. Strong bowel movement at 9am." and then bursts into tears.
"What's wrong with that, Bruce?" ask his concerned friends.
"I don't get up until 9.30!"
Dying to live, living to die.