RE: joke time
November 28, 2017 at 11:35 pm
(This post was last modified: November 28, 2017 at 11:39 pm by Edwardo Piet.)
(November 26, 2017 at 3:26 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Why did the pervert cross the road?
Because his dick was stuck in the chicken.
You stole that from Rik Mayall!
And, more correctly it's "Why did the perfect cross the road? Because he couldn't get his nob out of the chicken!"
Here's another: "What does a man with a two foot cock have for breakfast? Well this morning I had a boiled egg."
(November 28, 2017 at 11:34 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(November 28, 2017 at 4:19 pm)Darinda Wrote: Lawrence , Kansas, December 12, 2008: (true story)
A Kansas farm wife called the local phone company to report her telephone failed to ring when her friends called - and that on the few occasions, when it did ring, her dog always moaned right before the phone rang.
The telephone repairman proceeded to the scene, curious to see this psychic dog or senile lady. He climbed a telephone pole, hooked in his test set, and dialed the subscriber's house.
The phone didn't ring right away, but the dog moaned and the phone began to ring.
Climbing down from the pole, the telephone repairman found:
1 . The dog was tied to the telephone system's ground wire with a steel chain and collar.
2. The wire connection to the ground rod was loose.
3. The dog was receiving 90 volts of signaling current when the number was called.
4. After a couple of jolts, the dog would start moaning and then urinate.
5. The wet ground would complete the circuit, thus causing the phone to ring.
Which demonstrates that some problems CAN be fixed by pissing and moaning.
Thought you'd like to know!
I HAVE to try this with Hammy!
But what if I enjoy it a little too much? Especially with the pissing and moaning!