TOP TEN REASONS WHY MEN PREFER GUNS OVER WOMEN
10. YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR TWO NEW .22's.
9. YOU CAN KEEP ONE GUN AT HOME AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR
WHEN YOU'RE TRAVELLING.
8. IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S GUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE
PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
7 .YOUR PRIMARY GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER GUN
FOR BACKUP.
6. YOUR GUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF
AMMO.
5. A GUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
4. GUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
3. A GUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK
FAT?"
2. A GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE
IT.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.
10. YOU CAN TRADE AN OLD .44 FOR TWO NEW .22's.
9. YOU CAN KEEP ONE GUN AT HOME AND HAVE ANOTHER FOR
WHEN YOU'RE TRAVELLING.
8. IF YOU ADMIRE A FRIEND'S GUN AND TELL HIM SO, HE
PROBABLY LET YOU TRY IT OUT A FEW TIMES.
7 .YOUR PRIMARY GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU KEEP ANOTHER GUN
FOR BACKUP.
6. YOUR GUN WILL STAY WITH YOU EVEN IF YOU RUN OUT OF
AMMO.
5. A GUN DOESN'T TAKE UP A LOT OF CLOSET SPACE.
4. GUNS FUNCTION NORMALLY EVERY DAY OF THE MONTH.
3. A GUN DOESN'T ASK, "DO THESE NEW GRIPS MAKE ME LOOK
FAT?"
2. A GUN DOESN'T MIND IF YOU GO TO SLEEP AFTER YOU USE
IT.
AND THE NUMBER ONE REASON
1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.