Fella walks into a bar with a penguin on a string. "Why've you got a penguin on a string?" asked the barman.
"Found him wandering around in the road, thought he wasn't safe."
"You should take him to the zoo," suggested the barman.
"OK, I'll do that."
Next evening in walks the man, still with penguin in tow.
"Thought you were going to take it to the zoo!" exclaimed the barman.
"Oh, I did and we thoroughly enjoyed the trip. I'm taking him to the movies tomorrow."
"Found him wandering around in the road, thought he wasn't safe."
"You should take him to the zoo," suggested the barman.
"OK, I'll do that."
Next evening in walks the man, still with penguin in tow.
"Thought you were going to take it to the zoo!" exclaimed the barman.
"Oh, I did and we thoroughly enjoyed the trip. I'm taking him to the movies tomorrow."