RE: joke time
December 3, 2017 at 10:49 pm
(This post was last modified: December 3, 2017 at 10:50 pm by Cyberman.)
The Whippet Inn recently took on a new manager, despite many applicants being scared away by virtue of its being one of the country's most haunted pubs. On his first shift, he was warned about the ghosts, the most prominent of which took the form of a spectral cat looking for its missing tail.
Sure enough, on the stroke of one AM, the ghostly feline apparition materialised on the bar and proceeded to wail. "Give me my taaail!" it cried.
Quick as a flash, the manager said, "Sorry, we're not allowed to retail spirits after midnight."
Sure enough, on the stroke of one AM, the ghostly feline apparition materialised on the bar and proceeded to wail. "Give me my taaail!" it cried.
Quick as a flash, the manager said, "Sorry, we're not allowed to retail spirits after midnight."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'