A teenage boy runs home excitedly, "Dad, dad! I've just had sex!"
"Wow, that's great son!" replies the proud father, "Who's the lucky girl?"
"Grandma!" exclaims the son.
Suddenly, the father is not so happy, "You screwed my mother!!??" he yells angrily.
The boys is surprised, "What's your problem? You screwed mine!"
"Wow, that's great son!" replies the proud father, "Who's the lucky girl?"
"Grandma!" exclaims the son.
Suddenly, the father is not so happy, "You screwed my mother!!??" he yells angrily.
The boys is surprised, "What's your problem? You screwed mine!"
Dying to live, living to die.