RE: joke time
December 4, 2017 at 9:25 pm
(This post was last modified: December 4, 2017 at 9:47 pm by Little lunch.)
One in three people fantasize about having group sex.
Three in one is group sex.
Recently, in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical.
I am appealing.
I'm having little success at selling my autobiography, the story of my life, even though on the best seller's list my poo pun book has just reached number two.
I farted in a crowded elevator today which was wrong on so many levels.
So what if I can't spell armagedon, it's not the end of the world.
Although I do watch doomsday movies like there's no tomorrow.
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing, you should never look down.
Three in one is group sex.
Recently, in court, I was found guilty of being egotistical.
I am appealing.
I'm having little success at selling my autobiography, the story of my life, even though on the best seller's list my poo pun book has just reached number two.
I farted in a crowded elevator today which was wrong on so many levels.
So what if I can't spell armagedon, it's not the end of the world.
Although I do watch doomsday movies like there's no tomorrow.
Receiving oral sex from an ugly person is like rock climbing, you should never look down.