RE: joke time
December 5, 2017 at 10:22 am
(This post was last modified: December 5, 2017 at 10:44 am by Dave B.)
A rather dishevelled man stands before the local judge. The clerk of the court asks, "You are William Wellhard, otherwise known as "Hairy Mary", of number 5 Dock View Road?"
Cough, cough, "Yes Yer Honor," in a croaky voice.
"You are charged with committing a lewd act in a public place, how do you plead?"
Cough, sniff, "Guilty Yer Honor." Cough, cough.
The court usher takes pity on him, leans over and asks, "Do you want to suck a Fishermans' Friend?"
Cough, "No thanks, mate, I'm in enough trouble already!" Cough, sneeze.
Cough, cough, "Yes Yer Honor," in a croaky voice.
"You are charged with committing a lewd act in a public place, how do you plead?"
Cough, sniff, "Guilty Yer Honor." Cough, cough.
The court usher takes pity on him, leans over and asks, "Do you want to suck a Fishermans' Friend?"
Cough, "No thanks, mate, I'm in enough trouble already!" Cough, sneeze.