A different pirate enters the same pub later in the day, with a steering wheel tied to his testicles. When the barman asks, 'What's that for, then?' The pirate answers, 'Aargh, it drives me nuts!'
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‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson