Three Doctors are dicussing which types of patients they prefer.
Doctor Watson says, ...I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ...I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.
Doctor Ahn says, ...I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,…….. isn’t it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh………. dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!!!
Doctor Watson says, ...I prefer librarians. All their organs are alphabetized.
Doctor Fitzpatrick says, ...I prefer mathematicians. All their organs are numbered.
Doctor Ahn says, ...I prefer lawyers. They are gutless, heartless, brainless, spineless, and their heads and rear ends are interchangeable.
A: Aren't you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.
An Arab was interviewed at the US Embassy for a visa.
Consul : What is your name?
Arab : Abdul Aziz
Consul : Sex?
Arab : Six to ten times a week
Consul : I mean, male or female?
Arab : Both male and female and sometimes even camels
Consul : Holy cow!
Arab : Yes, cows and dogs too!!!!
Consul : Man,…….. isn’t it hostile?
Arab : Horse style, dog style, any style
Consul : Oh………. dear!
Arab : Deer? No deer, they run too fast!!!!
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me."
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."