RE: joke time
December 9, 2017 at 11:52 am
(This post was last modified: December 9, 2017 at 11:53 am by Dave B.)
An avant guard artist was commissioned to paint a new mural for the Bighorn Museum. The artist insisted on a free choice of subject and for the mural to be kept undisclosed, to anyone at all, until it was officially unveiled.
A month later it was finished and the unveiling ceremony was held with great pomp. The curtain drew aside and a gasp was rent from the whole if the important audience. There before them was a picture of a turd with a gold ring above it, a silver bar and a field full of braves and squaws going at it like bunnies.
"Wh...wh..what the Hell does this mean?" splutters the top man.
The artist replies, "It's an allegory on General Custer's last words, "Holy shit, Lieutenant, look at all those fucking Indians!"
A month later it was finished and the unveiling ceremony was held with great pomp. The curtain drew aside and a gasp was rent from the whole if the important audience. There before them was a picture of a turd with a gold ring above it, a silver bar and a field full of braves and squaws going at it like bunnies.
"Wh...wh..what the Hell does this mean?" splutters the top man.
The artist replies, "It's an allegory on General Custer's last words, "Holy shit, Lieutenant, look at all those fucking Indians!"