RE: joke time
December 9, 2017 at 9:10 pm
(This post was last modified: December 9, 2017 at 9:12 pm by KittyAnn.)
A teacher asks her students if they`re Yankees fans. All of the hands go up except for one student.
`Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?`
`The Red Sox.`
`Why`s that?`
`Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I`m a Red Sox fan too.`
`That`s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?`
`No, that would make me a Yankees fan!`
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student`s immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, `What about extreme sexual exhaustion?`
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, `You can write with your other hand.`
`Okay, Bobby. What team are you a fan of?`
`The Red Sox.`
`Why`s that?`
`Well, my parents are both Red Sox fans, so I`m a Red Sox fan too.`
`That`s not a good answer, Bobby. If your parents were both morons, would you be a moron too?`
`No, that would make me a Yankees fan!`
An English professor told her students that there would be no excuse for not showing up for their final exam, except for serious injury, illness, or a death in the student`s immediate family. A smartass jock in the back of the room asked, `What about extreme sexual exhaustion?`
The entire class did its best to stifle their laughter. When silence was restored, the teacher smiled sympathetically at the student, shook her head, and sweetly said, `You can write with your other hand.`
"Alone is what I have. Alone protects me."
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."
“I may be on the side of the angels but don’t think for one second that I am one of them.”
“The important thing is not to stop questioning. Curiosity has its own reason for existence. One cannot help but be in awe when he contemplates the mysteries of eternity, of life, of the marvelous structure of reality. It is enough if one tries merely to comprehend a little of this mystery each day."