(December 21, 2017 at 7:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote:With the new reflecting telescopes, you really can see Uranus with just two hands and a mirror!(December 21, 2017 at 7:19 pm)Haipule Wrote: I've told you a MILLION TIMES, "DON'T EXAGGERATE!"
Oh fuck off, Trump's dick is longer than the sun to Uranus, DONT DENY IT.
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I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
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I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.
I discovered a new vitamin that fights cancer. I call it ...B9
I also invented a diet pill. It works great but had to quit taking it because of the side effects. Turns out my penis is larger and my hair grew back. And whoa! If you think my hair is nice!
When does size truly matter? When it's TOO big!
I'm currently working on a new pill I call "Destenze". However...now my shoes don't fit.