RE: joke time
January 5, 2018 at 9:11 pm
(This post was last modified: January 5, 2018 at 10:59 pm by vulcanlogician.)
Doctor: I have some bad news. You have cancer.
Patient: Oh! That's horrible.
Doctor: Well that's not all. You also have alzheimer's.
Patient: Oh well, at least I don't have cancer.
***
One night a man strolls over to his wife with a glass of water and an aspirin.
"Here, honey. This is for your headache."
"But I don't have a headache," she replied.
Then he smiled and said, "Gotcha!"
Patient: Oh! That's horrible.
Doctor: Well that's not all. You also have alzheimer's.
Patient: Oh well, at least I don't have cancer.
***
One night a man strolls over to his wife with a glass of water and an aspirin.
"Here, honey. This is for your headache."
"But I don't have a headache," she replied.
Then he smiled and said, "Gotcha!"