(January 5, 2018 at 9:11 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Doctor: I have some bad news. You have cancer.
Patient: Oh! That's horrible.
Doctor: Well that's not all. You also have alzheimer's.
Patient: Man, that sucks. Oh well, at least I don't have cancer.
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One night a man strolls over to his wife with a glass of water and an aspirin.
"Here, honey. This is for your headache."
"But I don't have a headache," she replied.
Then he smiled and said, "Gotcha!"
I hope she didn't tell him to go fuck himself?
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