(January 2, 2018 at 12:24 pm)Little lunch Wrote: I felt like eating pizza last night so I got on the phone and ordered a thin and crusty supreme.
They sent me Diana Ross.
Wife says to her hubby, 'you never take me anywhere expensive anymore.'
He says, 'alright, get your coat on.'
She says, 'why, where are we going?'
He says, 'to the petrol station.'
A woman presents herself at the doctors and there's a piece of lettuce hanging out the top of her knickers.
The doc says, 'that looks nasty.'
She says, 'it's just the tip of the iceberg.'
WTF, these are good jokes and just two reps.