(January 7, 2018 at 3:41 pm)TwoKnives99 Wrote:(January 7, 2018 at 3:37 pm)Brian37 Wrote: Guy 1, "I am a Hindu"
Guy 2, "What exactly does a hen do?"
Guy 1. "Lay eggs."
(Opening act)
Why didn't the astronaut come home to his wife?
He needed his space
Joke 2: When is your door, not actually a door?
When it's actually ajar
Don't know if you are old enough to remember Eddie Murphy the comedian and his "Raw" comedy album where he talked about talking cars.
Car, (ding) "Your door is ajar".
Eddie Murphy, "What the fuck is my window? A spoon?"