(January 7, 2018 at 5:35 pm)TwoKnives99 Wrote:(January 7, 2018 at 5:25 pm)Brian37 Wrote: That's ok we all know the best part of you ran down your daddy's leg.......OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!HAHAHA!
(Note to self: Wait for revenge joke)
Sorry, I know I will pay for that, but I couldn't resist.
Speaking of sperm jokes.
Here is one for you.
So this one sperm dreams of being to the first to the egg. He works out day after day and bulks and buffs up. So the day finally "cums", and he excitedly rushes forward pushing everyone else out of the way, he is way a ahead but suddenly stops, turns around in a panic, the other confused sperm behind him ask, "What what what, what's wrong?"
Lead sperm responds, "GO BACK, TURN AROUND, IT'S A BLOW JOB!"
It's okay Brian.. we all know the only reason you exist is because your dad prematurely ejaculated. so there.
(Sorry)
Continuing on with the bad jokes.
What's the difference between a female crab and a crappy bus station?
One's a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean.
I take umbrage to this, but I have never been to Cambridge.