RE: joke time
January 8, 2018 at 7:01 am
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2018 at 7:05 am by vulcanlogician.)
A kind-hearted older man meets a much younger woman, and soon they fall madly in love with one another. They end up getting married. The first two years of their marriage are blissful; they find that they love each other very much, and both agree that they are soulmates. But the woman begins to feel dissatisfaction in the relationship because her husband is unable to make her achieve sexual climax.
Wanting to address this issue they consult a rabbi who recommends that while they make love, they hire a young strapping man to stand over them and wave a towel. The idea behind this was that the young woman could look at the young man during intercourse, becoming aroused so that she could better reach orgasm.
So they hire a young hunk from the local Chippendale's and they bring him home with them. During sex, the young man stood over them and dutifully waved the towel, but to no avail. The woman did not achieve climax.
Disappointed, the couple returns to the rabbi. He recommends that they try again, only this time the husband would wave the towel while the strapping young man made love to the woman.
So they head back to Chippendale's and hire the same young hunk. As instructed, the husband begins waving the towel over his wife, and the young man leaps upon her and begins pounding away furiously. Moans of pleasure erupt from the womans mouth, soon replaced by shrieks of ecstasy that fill the whole house. The whole thing ends with the wife having a gigantic, wall-shaking orgasm.
After the young man dismounts the woman, her husband gets right up in his face and says, "You see, schmuck, THAT'S how you wave a towel."
Wanting to address this issue they consult a rabbi who recommends that while they make love, they hire a young strapping man to stand over them and wave a towel. The idea behind this was that the young woman could look at the young man during intercourse, becoming aroused so that she could better reach orgasm.
So they hire a young hunk from the local Chippendale's and they bring him home with them. During sex, the young man stood over them and dutifully waved the towel, but to no avail. The woman did not achieve climax.
Disappointed, the couple returns to the rabbi. He recommends that they try again, only this time the husband would wave the towel while the strapping young man made love to the woman.
So they head back to Chippendale's and hire the same young hunk. As instructed, the husband begins waving the towel over his wife, and the young man leaps upon her and begins pounding away furiously. Moans of pleasure erupt from the womans mouth, soon replaced by shrieks of ecstasy that fill the whole house. The whole thing ends with the wife having a gigantic, wall-shaking orgasm.
After the young man dismounts the woman, her husband gets right up in his face and says, "You see, schmuck, THAT'S how you wave a towel."