RE: joke time
January 22, 2018 at 1:11 pm
(This post was last modified: January 22, 2018 at 1:11 pm by Fireball.)
A concerned Mother went to her doctor to speak about her teen-aged daughter. She told the doctor that she was rebellious and now sexually inquisitive. She was worried that she was going to have unprotected sex and wondered if she should refuse to let her date until she could get worked up to get birth control. The doctor told her that refusing to let her date would only make her more rebellious and she would do it anyway. He said, "Give her a handful of these condoms and tell her to use them if she really must have sex; however you still don't approve of it."
So the mother goes home. That Friday night she gives her daughter the condoms and has the talk. The daughter laughs and gives the condoms back. The Mother was stunned.The daughter says, ”Don’t worry mom, I’m dating Margaret!”
So the mother goes home. That Friday night she gives her daughter the condoms and has the talk. The daughter laughs and gives the condoms back. The Mother was stunned.The daughter says, ”Don’t worry mom, I’m dating Margaret!”
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.