Pinocchio was complaining to Giuppetto about a problem he was having with his girl friends. He said that his girl friends were complaining about getting splinters while having sex with him. (Apparently Pinocchio didn't have any problems getting it hard.) Giuppetto told Pinocchio that it was just a small problem, and gave him a sheet of sandpaper to remove the splinters himself.
A few days later, Giuppetto asked how Pinocchio was making out with his girlfriends since sanding his "Woodie". Pinocchio said "Since I got the sandpaper, who needs a girlfriend ?"
A few days later, Giuppetto asked how Pinocchio was making out with his girlfriends since sanding his "Woodie". Pinocchio said "Since I got the sandpaper, who needs a girlfriend ?"