A blonde walks into a library and approaches the librarian at the counter...
blonde: Excuse me, can I get a large order of fries and a coke?
librarian: Ma'am, this is a library.
blonde: Oh, sorry. (whispers) Can I get a large order of fries and a coke?
blonde: Excuse me, can I get a large order of fries and a coke?
librarian: Ma'am, this is a library.
blonde: Oh, sorry. (whispers) Can I get a large order of fries and a coke?