(February 9, 2018 at 12:04 am)Darinda Wrote: A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he
decided to take a leak.....
He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew, the gun fell over, and discharged... Shooting him in the genitals.
Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news.. The good news is that you are going to be OK. The damage was local to your groin,
there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buckshot.
What's the bad news? asked the hunter.
The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive buckshot damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my sister.
Well I guess that isn't too bad, the hunter replied. Is your sister a plastic
surgeon?
Not exactly. answered the doctor.
She's a flute player in the Ottawa Symphony. She's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye.
True story
19 year old accidentally shoots himself in the wiener after robbing a hotdog stand
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&rct=j&q=...79XlL5vOmd
The god who allows children to be raped out of respect for the free will choice of the rapist, but punishes gay men for engaging in mutually consensual sex couldn't possibly be responsible for an intelligently designed universe.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.
I may defend your right to free speech, but i won't help you pass out flyers.
Those who can make you believe absurdities, can make you commit atrocities.
--Voltaire
Nietzsche isn't dead. How do I know he lives? He lives in my mind.