A family brings their elderly mother to a nursing home. On her first day she began leaning to the right in her wheelchair. The nursing staffed rushed over and straightened her up. Then she began to lean to the left. Again, the nurses straightened her up. This went on all day. At suppertime her family came to visit. They asked if she had been treated well. Mom replied: "They are very nice. They just won't let you fart!"
God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!