Same scenario, only the woman is Angelina Jolie.
She emerges from the sea, strips off her wetsuit and beckons the guy over. They sink to the sand and start getting down to it.
Two weeks of non-stop sex later, they're lying there steaming when he asks if she'd help him act out a fantasy. "Anything for you, babe," she said.
He says "Would you dress up in my spare clothes and wait for me at the other end of the beach?"
It's a little odd, she thinks, but says "Sure."
So she puts on his gear and sets off. About half an hour later, she sees him coming towards her.
He walks up to her and says, "Hey, you'll never guess who I'm shagging!"
She emerges from the sea, strips off her wetsuit and beckons the guy over. They sink to the sand and start getting down to it.
Two weeks of non-stop sex later, they're lying there steaming when he asks if she'd help him act out a fantasy. "Anything for you, babe," she said.
He says "Would you dress up in my spare clothes and wait for me at the other end of the beach?"
It's a little odd, she thinks, but says "Sure."
So she puts on his gear and sets off. About half an hour later, she sees him coming towards her.
He walks up to her and says, "Hey, you'll never guess who I'm shagging!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'