(April 3, 2018 at 9:01 am)Little lunch Wrote: I told my sister not to eat at least a half hour before swimming.
She said she'd heard that before and wanted to know why that is.
I said, 'it's because you're too fat.'
My girlfriend often smokes after sex so we've decided to use lubricant from now on.
Similar:
'Do you smoke after sex?'
'I don't know. I never looked. '
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson