RE: joke time
April 5, 2018 at 7:26 am
(This post was last modified: April 5, 2018 at 7:43 am by ignoramus.)
An atheist and a Christian strike up a conversation on a short plane flight.
The Christian can't help himself and suggests that they discuss God.
The Atheist asks if he can ask a question first.
He asks, since the cow, the deer and the horse all eat grass, why do they poo patties, pellets and clumps?
The Theist shrugs and says he has no idea?
The atheist then asks: You wish to talk about God, the creator of the universe but you don't know shit?
Why do Scottish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!
A catholic priest and a jewish Rabbi are the first to run out of a burning building.
The priest asks the rabbi, should we go back in and check for kids? The Rabbi says: fuck the kids!
The Catholic priest asks: Do you think we'll have time?
My grandpa just told me that the young ones today rely too heavily on modern technology to survive!
I cracked the shits with the hypocrite, so I unplugged his life support.
Did you hear about the 3 car pile up in Mexico? Something like 200 people died!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is?
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
snowballs!
The Christian can't help himself and suggests that they discuss God.
The Atheist asks if he can ask a question first.
He asks, since the cow, the deer and the horse all eat grass, why do they poo patties, pellets and clumps?
The Theist shrugs and says he has no idea?
The atheist then asks: You wish to talk about God, the creator of the universe but you don't know shit?
Why do Scottish wear kilts? Because sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away!
A catholic priest and a jewish Rabbi are the first to run out of a burning building.
The priest asks the rabbi, should we go back in and check for kids? The Rabbi says: fuck the kids!
The Catholic priest asks: Do you think we'll have time?
My grandpa just told me that the young ones today rely too heavily on modern technology to survive!
I cracked the shits with the hypocrite, so I unplugged his life support.
Did you hear about the 3 car pile up in Mexico? Something like 200 people died!
Why don't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is?
What's the difference between snowmen and snowwomen?
snowballs!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
Know God, Know fear.