RE: joke time
April 9, 2018 at 10:24 am
(This post was last modified: April 9, 2018 at 10:32 am by The Industrial Atheist.)
So a young guy walks into a bar, carrying an unconscious alligator with a mallet on his belt.
He says "Who'll pay me $50 to watch me leave my **** in this alligators mouth for 6 minutes?"
So he starts, but after 4 minutes, the alligator starts to wake up. "Shit!" he says. Without removing his member, he furiously beats the alligator over the head with the mallet until it's unconscious again.
He receives his $50.
"So," he says "would anyone else like to try this, for $50?" A hot woman speaks up "I'll try it. Just don't hit me on the head!"
He says "Who'll pay me $50 to watch me leave my **** in this alligators mouth for 6 minutes?"
So he starts, but after 4 minutes, the alligator starts to wake up. "Shit!" he says. Without removing his member, he furiously beats the alligator over the head with the mallet until it's unconscious again.
He receives his $50.
"So," he says "would anyone else like to try this, for $50?" A hot woman speaks up "I'll try it. Just don't hit me on the head!"