(April 14, 2018 at 4:30 pm)Rhondazvous Wrote: A Catholic priest and a Jewish rabbi are at a dinner party.
Priest: Come on, rabbi. When are you going to lighten up and have some ham?
Rabbi: At your wedding.
Priest, "Hey asshole, I didn't start the party, Don't you have a dime to stop on and pick up somewhere?'
Rabbi, "Fuck you dude, don't you have an alter boy to fondle?"
Muslim, " Fuck both of you, I got fireworks and nobody invites me to their weddings"
Hindu, "COME ON GUYS, lets all calm down, don't have a cow..... NO SERIOUSLY don't have a cow."
Buddhist, " I am seriously getting tired of this Zen-O-Phobia"
Atheist, "Fuck this shit, I have kittens to barbecue."