RE: joke time
May 2, 2018 at 6:59 pm
(This post was last modified: May 2, 2018 at 7:16 pm by The Valkyrie.)
A vampire jumps out of some bushes and attacks a man on the night of the full moon.
"I will be drinking your blood!" say the vampire. "Tonight you die by the light of the moon!"
"Actually," replies Professor Snot, "The moon produces no light of its own. What we see is reflected sunlight."
The vampire stops, looks at the moon for a moment, pondering, then bursts into flame."
Science. It saves lives!
"I will be drinking your blood!" say the vampire. "Tonight you die by the light of the moon!"
"Actually," replies Professor Snot, "The moon produces no light of its own. What we see is reflected sunlight."
The vampire stops, looks at the moon for a moment, pondering, then bursts into flame."
Science. It saves lives!
Dying to live, living to die.