Quote:At a formal dinner banquet, Eleanor Roosevelt found herself seated next to an oriental ambassador.
As befits the first lady, she engages him in polite conversation.
Happy to know that his country is a democracy, she asks him " so when did you last have an election ".
The ambassador turns red with embarrassment and says " before blakefast ma'am ".
Quote:Two girl friends meet each other on the street.
How is your married life? – one asks.
My husband, for the last couple of weeks, is helping me a lot around the house;
Watching kids, cooking, doing the shopping, cleaning, doing laundry voluntarily ..
How did you convince him to do that?
I didn't. He read an article in one magazine that if a woman is less tired at the end of the day, then she is much more active in bed
And,did it help him?
I don`t know yet. He falls asleep as soon as he hits bed