A squid was feeling under the weather and was simply floating around lethargically when a whale saw him.
The whale swam over, looked at the squid and said, "Are you okay, buddy? You don't look well."
The squid turned watery eyes to the whale and replied, "I woke up feeling really terrible this morning. And I don't have any family around here."
The whale was sympathetic, "I know just what to do. Come with me and I'll take care of you."
So the squid happily joined the whale, and together they swam until they they encountered an orca. Since the whale and the orca were friends, they swam down to talk to him.
"I know it's late," daid the whale to the orca, "but here's that sick squid I owe you."
And the moral of the story? Don't try to out bad joke a bored Valkyrie.
The whale swam over, looked at the squid and said, "Are you okay, buddy? You don't look well."
The squid turned watery eyes to the whale and replied, "I woke up feeling really terrible this morning. And I don't have any family around here."
The whale was sympathetic, "I know just what to do. Come with me and I'll take care of you."
So the squid happily joined the whale, and together they swam until they they encountered an orca. Since the whale and the orca were friends, they swam down to talk to him.
"I know it's late," daid the whale to the orca, "but here's that sick squid I owe you."
And the moral of the story? Don't try to out bad joke a bored Valkyrie.
Dying to live, living to die.