Insults (for those occasions when a heart-felt 'fuck you' just won't do)
-If you could fellate yourself, you'd suck at everything.
-I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Opposites attract, which means that you're destined to meet someone good looking, intelligent and cultured.
-Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? I suggest a coma.
-I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
-Tell me what's on your mind - I could do with a bit of silence.
-What do you think of the human race? I value an outsider's opinion.
-I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse.
-I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
Boru
-If you could fellate yourself, you'd suck at everything.
-I'm jealous of people who don't know you.
-Your birth certificate is an apology letter from the condom factory.
-Opposites attract, which means that you're destined to meet someone good looking, intelligent and cultured.
-Why don't you slip into something more comfortable? I suggest a coma.
-I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
-Tell me what's on your mind - I could do with a bit of silence.
-What do you think of the human race? I value an outsider's opinion.
-I'd like to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up my arse.
-I'm not insulting you. I'm describing you.
Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson