God and Satan are arguing after Eve eats from the Tree of Knowledge of Good and Evil.
God: Satan, why did you tempt Eve into eating from the tree?
Satan: To show you how stupid this whole thing is. I mean if they don't know good from evil, how are they supposed to know they should obey you?
God: Because I'm God!
Satan: That's not an argument and you know it.
God: But I'm god. I can do what I want. They must obey me.
Satan: So what, you just want mindless slaves?!
God: Exactly!
Satan: Then maybe you should have invented social media.
Metatron: Or Republicans.
God: Satan, why did you tempt Eve into eating from the tree?
Satan: To show you how stupid this whole thing is. I mean if they don't know good from evil, how are they supposed to know they should obey you?
God: Because I'm God!
Satan: That's not an argument and you know it.
God: But I'm god. I can do what I want. They must obey me.
Satan: So what, you just want mindless slaves?!
God: Exactly!
Satan: Then maybe you should have invented social media.
Metatron: Or Republicans.
The whole tone of Church teaching in regard to woman is, to the last degree, contemptuous and degrading. - Elizabeth Cady Stanton