It was the day of the funeral and the traffic warden's coffin was being lowered into the ground. Suddenly a muffled voice starts shouting, "Help me... someone help... I'm not dead! ... please somebody help me!"
With an evil grin, the vicar kneels down and leans over the coffin.
"Sorry mate," he says, "You're too late... I've already done the paperwork!"
With an evil grin, the vicar kneels down and leans over the coffin.
"Sorry mate," he says, "You're too late... I've already done the paperwork!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'