RE: joke time
August 20, 2018 at 11:07 pm
(This post was last modified: August 20, 2018 at 11:09 pm by Fireball.)
Survey was going on as to why some people get much older than others. The surveyor ends up in a small Montana town. As he is driving down the street, he sees three very old gentlemen sitting on a bench by the barber shop, and decides this is as good a place as any to start. He asks the first one how he got to be so old. He says, I don’t cuss, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke or go out with wild women. He was asked how old he was and he replied 93 years. The second gentleman was asked the same question and he said, I don’t cuss, I don’t drink, I don’t smoke or go out with wild women. How old are you he was asked, his reply was 102 years. He looked at the third really old looking gentleman and asked him the same question. The really old looking man replied, I cuss, I drink, I smoke AND I go out with wild women. After pondering his answer, the surveyor asked, well then how old are you. The very old man replied, with a quavering voice, Thirrrtttyy siiixxxxx .
Crumpled Money…
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice,”Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a silky bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?” “Uh… No, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties… And pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said, ….”No!,” trying to hide his anticipation.
She said, “Better check the garage.”
Crumpled Money…
While enjoying their evening cocktails, the wife asks her husband, in a very seductive voice,”Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?”
“No,” said her husband.
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a silky bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, “Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?” “Uh… No, I haven’t,” he said, with an anxious tone in his voice.
She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her panties… And pulled out a crumpled Fifty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation.
“Now,” she said, “have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?”
He said, ….”No!,” trying to hide his anticipation.
She said, “Better check the garage.”
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.