Old George was sitting in a bar and told the barman, "I'm 96 years old and I can still make love three times a night!"
Intrigued, Rachel, a 22 year old hotty from Sydney, walked over, "I couldn't help but overhear. Is it true?"
George smiled and replied, "Yes, it's true. But I have to sleep for half an hour between sex."
Rachel took George by the hand and took her to her hotel room. They stripped off and went to town. To her surprise it was the best sec Rachel had ever had.
Afterwards, George said, "I have to sleep now for half an hour. I want you to hold my balls with your right hand and my dick with your left hand while I sleep.
It was a strange request but Rachel did as he requested. Half an hour later George woke up, rolled her over, and gave her even better sex than the first time.
Again George told her he had to sleep for half an hour an and he wanted her to hold his balls with her right hand and his dick with her left. Again, Rachel did as she was instructed.
Half an hour later, George woke up and took Rachel in several different positions until she was exhausted and he finally blew his liad over her tits.
As they lay there afterwards Rachel said, "You were amazing. But tell me, does me holding your dick while you sleep help with your prowess?"
"No," replied George. "The last time I banged a chick from Sydney she stole my wallet!"
Intrigued, Rachel, a 22 year old hotty from Sydney, walked over, "I couldn't help but overhear. Is it true?"
George smiled and replied, "Yes, it's true. But I have to sleep for half an hour between sex."
Rachel took George by the hand and took her to her hotel room. They stripped off and went to town. To her surprise it was the best sec Rachel had ever had.
Afterwards, George said, "I have to sleep now for half an hour. I want you to hold my balls with your right hand and my dick with your left hand while I sleep.
It was a strange request but Rachel did as he requested. Half an hour later George woke up, rolled her over, and gave her even better sex than the first time.
Again George told her he had to sleep for half an hour an and he wanted her to hold his balls with her right hand and his dick with her left. Again, Rachel did as she was instructed.
Half an hour later, George woke up and took Rachel in several different positions until she was exhausted and he finally blew his liad over her tits.
As they lay there afterwards Rachel said, "You were amazing. But tell me, does me holding your dick while you sleep help with your prowess?"
"No," replied George. "The last time I banged a chick from Sydney she stole my wallet!"
Dying to live, living to die.