RE: joke time
October 1, 2018 at 8:23 pm
(This post was last modified: October 1, 2018 at 8:52 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Man in bar, "Raising a family is hard!"
Necromancer, "Not if they're buried close together."
Barman, "What?"
Necromancer, "What?"
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Mother to necromancer son in cemetary, "This isn't what I meant when I told you to go out and make friends!"
Necromancer, "Not if they're buried close together."
Barman, "What?"
Necromancer, "What?"
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Mother to necromancer son in cemetary, "This isn't what I meant when I told you to go out and make friends!"
Dying to live, living to die.